May 2013
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
teachmyskin:
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
upgraders:
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
dottily:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
freshcleanfit:
Guys my roommate’s television had Harry Potter 1 on in spanish but the subtitles were misspelled and instead of “mago” for wizard it said “Eres un mango, Harry.”
Eres un mango.
Un mango.
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
sirashtonirwin:
deadfelinesociety:
there is nothing romantic about
not knowing you’re beautiful
loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
#hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
